
Living alone is so sad: Bonang. Bonang ‘Queen B’ Matheba’s latest tweet has left her with unemployed and employed male and female fans asking her for a job. The TV and radio personality complained on Thursday morning that she was wearing a dress she went to bed in because there was no one to unzip it for her.
The radio and TV personality’s problem has left her male – and female – fans asking her to hire them to unzip her dresses ‘professionally’.
“Living alone is sad. Slept in this dress because I couldn’t unzip it last night… Samantha just got to work.. never been happier,” she said. While some of her followers suggested solutions, including using a wire hanger to solve her problem, others offered to move into her house just so she could have someone to unzip her dresses.
https://twitter.com/bonang_m/status/1062967473316773889
“Can I please be your gardener at least you won’t go through that… I will sleep at the backyard you will just scream ‘Bulelani woza la sathana ndiyafa [Come here, Bulelani, I’m dying]’,” responded @Buja3D, while @Fetsi-Mohale said: “But why choose to be alone while over 17,000,000 Southern African men looking forward just even to have one [dinning] night with you Bonang?”
Another one said sleeping in a dress she wore to a function meant she did not take a bath on her return.
Check out some of the hilarious comments on her tweet:
I'm available for that kinda job. pic.twitter.com/0C9PjmnzjJ
— Mxoe_10 (@10_mxoe) November 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/LesegoShokane/status/1062972079232958469
Weird fact, I'm actually the best unzipper out there. Years and years of helping my mum as a kid. pic.twitter.com/PqgZlnmQdg
— Sarkeey..✨ (@Sarkeey_) November 15, 2018
I just registered a company ,we offer companionship, and free Zip service pic.twitter.com/QlNaNRrGpx
— MZANSIKANDABA (@MzansiKaNdaba) November 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/frvnkywhxte/status/1062970005598466049
Queen…so sad….and DAT means ur didn't bath last nite…sorry dear
— Refilwe nakedi (@Refilwenakedi2) November 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/iAm_MrSammy/status/1063023940111659008
https://twitter.com/PhumzMadonsela/status/1063010207738007553
https://twitter.com/BJTembe1/status/1063003472746942466
Source: The Citizen












