Living alone is so sad: Bonang. Bonang ‘Queen B’ Matheba’s latest tweet has left her with unemployed and employed male and female fans asking her for a job. The TV and radio personality complained on Thursday morning that she was wearing a dress she went to bed in because there was no one to unzip it for her.
The radio and TV personality’s problem has left her male – and female – fans asking her to hire them to unzip her dresses ‘professionally’.
“Living alone is sad. Slept in this dress because I couldn’t unzip it last night… Samantha just got to work.. never been happier,” she said. While some of her followers suggested solutions, including using a wire hanger to solve her problem, others offered to move into her house just so she could have someone to unzip her dresses.
….living alone is sad. Slept in this dress because I couldn’t unzip it last night…. Samantha just got to work.. never been happier. 😩🙈🤣🤷🏽♀️
— Bonang Matheba 👑 (@Bonang) November 15, 2018
“Can I please be your gardener at least you won’t go through that… I will sleep at the backyard you will just scream ‘Bulelani woza la sathana ndiyafa [Come here, Bulelani, I’m dying]’,” responded @Buja3D, while @Fetsi-Mohale said: “But why choose to be alone while over 17,000,000 Southern African men looking forward just even to have one [dinning] night with you Bonang?”
Another one said sleeping in a dress she wore to a function meant she did not take a bath on her return.
Check out some of the hilarious comments on her tweet:
I'm available for that kinda job. pic.twitter.com/0C9PjmnzjJ
— Mxoe_10 (@10_mxoe) November 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/LesegoShokane/status/1062972079232958469
Weird fact, I'm actually the best unzipper out there. Years and years of helping my mum as a kid. pic.twitter.com/PqgZlnmQdg
— Sarkeey..✨ (@Sarkeey_) November 15, 2018
I just registered a company ,we offer companionship, and free Zip service pic.twitter.com/QlNaNRrGpx
— MZANSIKANDABA (@MzansiKaNdaba) November 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/frvnkywhxte/status/1062970005598466049
Queen…so sad….and DAT means ur didn't bath last nite…sorry dear
— Refilwe nakedi (@Refilwenakedi2) November 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/iAm_MrSammy/status/1063023940111659008
Awww 😍😍 send me your address. I'll even wash your underwear
— 🌺Phumz Vilakazi🌺 (@PhumzVilakazi) November 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/BJTembe1/status/1063003472746942466
Source: The Citizen