If you think that crime in this country is spiralling out of control faster than some rapper’s careers, CSI Twitter jokingly think they may have found the reason for the spike.
Her name? Female Officer Bae or Mrs Officer.
A video of our new national keypoint was posted on social media recently and has been shared by more thirsty people than those standing in line for the tap in Cape Town.
Even malume DJ Tira jumped on the train, sharing her video next to the caption “guilty”.
And it seems the officer has been casting spells over many more, with Twitter users hilariously making up crimes they had committed in the hope of being arrested by the beauty.
The crimes range from stealing a friend’s charger to being a false witness. Anything to get her attention.
I'd become a false witness just so I can get her attention, then hit on her as she interviews me and on the official statement. Then in court pic.twitter.com/NJFc5QRnsF
— Digital drug lord (@Pas_kayXV) June 6, 2018
Got an illegal weapon, arrest me🙏🙏 pic.twitter.com/cUUFrnb5Lu
— Okuhle Ngidi (@Okuhle9403) June 6, 2018
I've got the right to the lawyer. I have a right to remain silent, what i say will be used against me in the court of law…. pic.twitter.com/Dr1iX5u7wn
— Tholithemba B Ntsele (@DrNtsele) June 8, 2018
I can steal your " tshik tshik tshaaaaa " and get sued. I will be very very guilty 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/jZnumYKUr9
— Same O.G®🇿🇦 (@mkhululi_mkay) June 6, 2018
Arreeest me now pic.twitter.com/28UP3nrQUQ
— Sir_Mos (@Sir_MoJ) June 6, 2018
I will like to confess the crime i did long time ago…i stole my grandma's cookies and magwenya when was 13 please arrest me..wena fela and please investigate my crime at my crib but leave the fone numbers 1st …i wanna confess to u….alone pic.twitter.com/ll6Mxm33OW
— Fistos Mokapela (@FistosMokapela) June 6, 2018
Where does she station, I need to satisfy my ID copy pic.twitter.com/lPHNWUoqLJ
— Wothi Mbuyisa (@StarNqo) June 5, 2018
Some Tweeps were even willing to go back to school to learn this crime thing.
Does anyone has "How to be a criminal 101"
— R Richard R (@3Richard3) June 6, 2018