If you think that crime in this country is spiralling out of control faster than some rapper’s careers, CSI Twitter jokingly think they may have found the reason for the spike.
Her name? Female Officer Bae or Mrs Officer.
A video of our new national keypoint was posted on social media recently and has been shared by more thirsty people than those standing in line for the tap in Cape Town.
Even malume DJ Tira jumped on the train, sharing her video next to the caption “guilty”.
And it seems the officer has been casting spells over many more, with Twitter users hilariously making up crimes they had committed in the hope of being arrested by the beauty.
The crimes range from stealing a friend’s charger to being a false witness. Anything to get her attention.
https://twitter.com/Vukile_vee/status/1003715941342023688
I'd become a false witness just so I can get her attention, then hit on her as she interviews me and on the official statement. Then in court pic.twitter.com/NJFc5QRnsF
— Blvck Ra's al Ghul (@Pas_kayXV) June 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/Okuhle9403/status/1004466630255144960
I've got the right to the lawyer. I have a right to remain silent, what i say will be used against me in the court of law…. pic.twitter.com/Dr1iX5u7wn
— Dissecting Arguments (@DrNtsele) June 8, 2018
https://twitter.com/mkhululi_mkay/status/1004466108714373120
Arreeest me now pic.twitter.com/28UP3nrQUQ
— RaJ (@Chippishoo) June 6, 2018
I will like to confess the crime i did long time ago…i stole my grandma's cookies and magwenya when was 13 please arrest me..wena fela and please investigate my crime at my crib but leave the fone numbers 1st …i wanna confess to u….alone pic.twitter.com/ll6Mxm33OW
— 🇿🇦 i am Fistos 🇮🇹 (@FistosMokapela) June 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/StarNqo/status/1004086760224296960
Some Tweeps were even willing to go back to school to learn this crime thing.
Does anyone has "How to be a criminal 101"
— Wiseman Richard (@3Richard3) June 6, 2018
Source:Timeslive