President Cyril Ramaphosa last announced his own cabinet. With surprise appearances from Aunt Pat and Ronald Lamola.On Twitter, Mzansi chose its own cabinet.
The announcement was hosted on Mzansi’s favourite vernac speaking, hunger-inducing Mlungu, Christo Thurston’s account. And in no particular order, here’s Mzansi Twitter cabinet
– Mme Mamokgethi Phakeng, UCT Vice-Chancellor and slayer of note was elected as Minister of Education.
https://twitter.com/ChristoThurston/status/1133792949828050944
– @_Hybreed_ was elected Minister of Arts, Culture and Photoshopping
– @Takatina was elected as Minister of Defense and Air Force
– Daniel Marven, the breaker of English and man with the most skin smoothing filter was elected Minister of Correctional Services and Social Development.
– Even Jesus made it to the list @uYesuKrestu was elected the Minister of Finances and Tithes
Rainmaker and advertising guru Khaya Dlanga was elected as Minister of Communications and Net Dai Deng Affairs.
https://twitter.com/ChristoThurston/status/1133792994770001920
The man who can’t keep a secret to save his own life, Man’s Not Barry Roux was elected as Minister of Intelligence and Diphiri
– Mr Country Duty and defender of the defenseless, Tumi Sole was elected as Minister of Justice.
– Panyaza Lesufi is to be a busy man, He’ll be holding two portfolios as MEC for Finance and e-Government in Gauteng and as Twitter’s Basic Education Minister
https://twitter.com/ChristoThurston/status/1133793015020048384
uMbali Ndlela will be shoving Women Affairs and Beauty
– GrandPa’s worst nightmare Dr Sindi Van Zyl was elected Minister of Health
– Everyone’s favourite Ginger, Ulrich Janse van Vuuren was elected Minister of Tourism
– Newlywed Maps Maponyane has been elected Minister of Minister of International Affairs and Style
– Limpopo got its own ministry! @MrumaDrive will be heading the Ministry of Ground Transport and Limpopo Affairs
– Ms “O Jewa Keng?” @akreana_ was elected as Minister of Home Affairs
Lebonza was elected as Minister of Go Monate Affairs, uPhephela king, Dr Mbuyiseni Ndlozi was elected as the Minister of Agriculture and Land Affairs while, the Minister of Hospitality is Christo himself.
Mzansi’s cabinet is all about efficiency and cost-savings so there are no Deputy Ministers let alone double deputy ministers.
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Source: Dailysun
